The thing is, Tom Brady must have really wanted to model man-Uggs in Australia. Brady is one of the most immensely successful, popular athletes in America. He could be modeling anything he wants. The finest suits. Expensive watches. Brady would just have to say the word, and he could probably cut a deal. And instead…uggs online store.
Larry Brown Sports brings up a point worth considering: this is far from the only potentially embarrassing thing Brady’s done recently. There was the hair. there was the dancing. there was the scooter-riding. And the Boston Herald reminds us that Brady has posed for some other odd pictures in his day as well. (At least that’s far from the most disturbing image on the internet featuring the word “goat,” if you catch our drift.)
Can you imagine if A-Rod, or God forbid, Chris Bosh, posed for the photo above, or did even one of the things mentioned in the previous paragraph? They’d never hear the end of it. But handsome, brilliantly-quarterbacking, married-to-a-supermodel Brady is immune.
And that’s why we hope he starts trying to do the most embarrassing things possible, just to see what he can get away with while escaping long-term ridicule. Tom: get photographed backstage at a Nickelback concert. Get your penis photographed backstage at a Nickelback concert. Sign on to write the script for Sex and the City 3. Sign on to play every major role in Sex and the City 3, through use of CGI and drag. Grow a mustache, unannounced. And why not start showing up for every public appearance in outfits borrowed from ugg store John’s ’70s wardrobe, a copy of Snooki’s A Shore Thing in hand? If you throw 36 touchdowns and four interceptions again, you could get away with it. And when you have that kind of power, don’t you have to use it?